DOES ANYONE KNOW THE TRUTH?OR CORRECT VERSION.

Heard about 50 years ago,does anyone know the correct version?[b]


He tore from me my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form
he put his burning lips to mine
i could not call or scream
he took from me my very soul
but this was not a dream
he came back and back and back again
i gave him every drop
i could not make him stop

SO THATS WHY YOU SEE ME HERE AN EMPTY BOTTLE THROWN AWAY
THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER.

ANON.

There once was a girl from Nantucket?????

madtuna wrote:There once was a girl from Nantucket?????

If anything moved she would #*$@ it,

T'was on the good ship Venus
By christ ya should have seen us...

Goldsubaru wrote:T'was on the good ship Venus
By christ ya should have seen us...

The first mates name was Paul, he only had one ball, but with that knacker he could roll tabacca up and down the cabin wall.

Your age is showing if you remember this stuff!!

The night was dark and stormy, The dunny light was dim. I heard a crash....and then a splash....Good lord she's fallen in!!

There was a young man from Gosham, who took out his Balls to wash'em. His mother said "Jack!", "if you dont put them back, i'll jump on the Bugger's and squash'em.

I like the first one best.................

However here goes:
Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet with her panties all tattered and torn
It was'nt the spider that sat down beside her, it was little Boy Blue with his horn.

A real oldie!

On the breasts of a bar-maid from Sale,
Was written the prices of ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
The same thing was written in braille!