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Post  Ringpull on Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:15 pm

A Russian Jew gets a visa and immigrates to Israel.
At the airport in Russia, he was searched and found on him a small statue of Lenin.
They asked him: - what is this?
The man replied: - you have to ask who is it and not what is it. This is the man that brought the socialism to our Country and prosperity and success for the entire nation. I am taking him with me as a souvenir.
So they let him go.
Upon arriving to Israel, he was searched again and the custom personnel found the statue.
They asked him: -- what is this?
The man replied: -- you have to ask who is it and not what is it. This is the man that caused me to leave Russia, after causing misery to millions of people. I brought it with me to have something or somebody to curse on when I am upset….
So they let him go.
When he came to his house he put the small statue on a shelf in the living room.
After a few days a party was held in his honor, to celebrate his coming to Israel.
One of his grandchildren saw the small statue and asked: --Saba, who is this?
The grandfather replied: -- you shouldn't ask who is this. You should ask what is this???
This is 10 kg of pure gold ... ....
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