GOLD IN THE CARAVAN PARK

2 YEARS AGO WE STAYED IN WA FOR SUMMER.
DETECT 5-11 AM BEFORE IT GETS TOO HOT.
I TOOK MY OLD MATE,AND WENT BUSH DRIVING,FOUND A NICE AREA,NO OLD WORKINGS,BUT IRONSTONE AND QUARTZ,
WE HAD A LOOK,A GOOD SIZE HILL WITH A IRONSTONE BLOW ON TOP AND A FEW LITTLE QUARTZ OUTCROPS,A GOOD START POINT.
MY MATE TOOK THE LEFT SIDE I WAS NO THE OTHER SIDE,COMING AROUND THE HILL I HEARED MY MATE WOOOP WOOOP DIG DIG
I TURNED MY DETECT. OF TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON,THERE HE WAS ON HIS KNEES DIGGING IT WAS OVER 45 DEG. SWEAT RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE,THE HOLE WAS ABOUT 50 CM,I ASKED NEED A HAND OLD FELLOW,BLOOODY OATH HE SAID I NEED A BEER,HE WENT BACK TO THE CAR TO GET 2 CANS,AND I STARTED MAKING THE HOLE BIGGER,AT ABOUT 80 CM I GOT A GOOD SIZE ROCK OUT,IT HAD THE SIGNAL IN IT, A 2.5KG SPECIE MY MATE WAS OVER THE MOON.  
HE DECIDED TO KLEEN IT IN ACID,AFTER A FEW DAYS HE WASHED IT TO SEE WHAT WAS THERE,A FAIR BIT OF GOLD FELL OF THE SPECIE ABOUT 3/4 OZ IN HIS GOLD PAN,FOR ME TO TAKE A PHOTO,THAN A GUST OF WIND TOOK THE PAN AND SPILLED THE GOLD IN THE PARK,THERE IT GOES HE SAID,DONT WORRY OLD FELLOW WE GET IT BACK,I GOT A SPADE AND WE SCOOPED MOST OF THE DIRT WHERE IT LANDED AND PUT IT BACK IN A PAN,RIGHT THEN A FRIEND OF OURS TURNED UP,THE LOCAL GRADER DRIVER FOR THE SHIRE
AND SAID WHAT ARE YOU 2 OLD BUGGERS UP TO,I SAID JUST KILLING TIME AND DOING A BIT OF PANING,BLOODY IDIOTS THERE IS NO GOLD IN THE CARAVAN PARK,SOON AS SHE SEEN THE RESULT OF THE FIRST PAN SHE WAS ON HANDS AND KNEES LOOKING,
THAN SHE TOOK ME ASIDE FOR A QUIET CHAT,I KNOW WHERE THE GRAVEL CAME FROM HOW ABOUT WE CLAIM IT,I ASKED MY MATE AFTER WHO IS TELLING HER,WE HAD TO TOSS A COIN,I LOST AND HAD TO TELL HER,F#&?#ING IDIOTS JUMPED IN HER CAR AND TOOK OFF.IT WAS GOOD FUN WHILE WE HAD HER GOING,WE STILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF IT.