Gold Detecting Sandals

I nearly choked on my tea when I saw these!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Treasure-Seekers-Metal-Detector-Sandals-Shoes-Gadget_W0QQitemZ190377265238QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Gadgets?hash=item2c535e8856

So who's got a pair already???

Gday


Aw heck and I thought my secret was safe, cant keep anything secret anymore can you dont let that Maxfynd bloke know will you, or next thing you know he will have Blundy tector boots on sale


cheers


stayyerAU

Don't laugh - these are the future of detecting!!!

mine were made from a old pear of mockeys with 11 inch coils on each one very comphy

buck06 wrote:mine were made from a old pear of mockeys with 11 inch coils on each one very comphy

I bet they look like snow shoes!!!

So am I right in thinking the bigger foot you have the deeper they detect as per coil size?????
Cheers....Chris

The detector sandals work well. The irish army use them for detecting landmines.

they should make them in a stiletto heel...so trannies can use them as a pin pointer

Tributer wrote:The detector sandals work well. The irish army use them for detecting landmines.

Boom Boom!!!

swaggy53 wrote:So am I right in thinking the bigger foot you have the deeper they detect as per coil size?????
Cheers....Chris

If that was the case everyone would be ordering size 15 sandles guaranteed to go down 1 meter

Wombat

Mostly used by prisoners trying to map out the underground pipework.

lol.

If you had Tinea would you get lots of foot noise .

N.S.E.W

Mick

Ah yes I had heard that there were a couple of simple steps to get started in detecting.

G'day Fellow prospectors;


Spot on GoldstalkerGPX.It's just a matter of putting one foot in front of the other,and you'll soon be walking through the PATCH,PATCH,PATCH.


Cheers kon61

G'Day All,
I was going to order a pair of these but i thought i would feel a bit of a heel.

I'm gunna shoe-t the next bloke who cracks a lame footwear joke

yes they all lack sole

We would not think of it Madtuna,you have to be a big man to try and step into your shoes mate

The only patch we would find around here with those is a bindii patch.

SORRY

Its about time you blokes started to __toe the line.


Cheers bruce

I have written some theme music to go with the advertising campaign for the sale of the new detector shoes

The chorus line will be the catchy bit and it goes.........think a bit of nice good old boys music here........." ooohhhhhhhhhh You ain't rock, you ain't roll , you are sole , you are sole"........repeat.

I'm glad you sang ooohhhhhhh Harb and not aaaarrrrrr.......sole.

Just having a think about how one would ground balance these?

Would it be like doing the 'Putcha Dance'......Ya Putcha left foot in, Ya take ya left foot out, Ya Putcha ya right foot in........

In the manual would there be a...WARNING ground balance may become unstable after consumption of alcohol!!

the person who invented these..has his brains are in his sole;s worm out long ago. haa haaa lol gl all

Would be funny to use untill a snake bites you hahaha

GoldstalkerGPX wrote:Just having a think about how one would ground balance these?

Would it be like doing the 'Putcha Dance'......Ya Putcha left foot in, Ya take ya left foot out, Ya Putcha ya right foot in........

In the manual would there be a...WARNING ground balance may become unstable after consumption of alcohol!!

Thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time....

Actually they sold 32 pairs,,, Now that is funny..

ahh you guys are flip flopin all over the place !!