The Sneeky Old Prospector

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Post  Goldfields Explorer on Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:11 pm

The Sneeky old prospector pulls off to the side of the road
parks up his vehicle he see's a brite new big sign
saying "Warning Minging Ground Do Not Enter"

The sneeky old prospector gets out and stretchs then reaching for the kleenex
extra soft paper decides to have a bog in the bush,
Along comes a young man in mining car pulls up beside him saying what are
You doing here!!!! Your on mining ground cant you read ? I will have to
Make sure you move along. The sneeky prospector replies yes i could move
Along alot faster if you can give me a hand in a moment,
With angy look on the mining guys face he asks why are you stuck or
Something 'No replied the sneeky prospector, not yet I'm Not.

I Will be behind that green tree over there, I will call out
When i need you. Few minutes go by and couple of grunts & groans
The sneeky old prospector calls out from behind the bush "I'm ready'!!!
But The sound of diesel engine firing up breaks the silence
The young mining guy speeds off the track not lookin back realizing now
What that old prospector was on about.
After the minging guy goes the sneeky old prospector
Harness's up starts detecting in peaceful surroundings once again.
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Post  getascripter on Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:41 pm

Hmmmmmmm!!! Bet he was 'relieved' affraid
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Post  shelby23 on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:50 pm

Great Joke

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